Yet, another day in the life of Dan, part 3.

Dan
- Shit, we're out of milk.
Frank
- Go buy some you idiot. You didn't notice you took the last glass yesterday after your afternoon spanking?
Dan
- How the fuck do you know I spanked the monkey yesterday?
Frank
- I can hear you, you moron. You lock the door to your own room and you won't come out for like 3 minutes...and then I can hear the sound of your loisy TV going "Oh yeah, fuck me you big dog!" "I like your hairy pussy" and the funniest I've heard so far "Shave my ass!". Next time, turn the volume down.
Dan
- Oh, so you think I don't hear you then. Your fucking TV is a shitty as mine but at least when I jerk off I don't watch Little Mermaid, you fucking perv!
Frank
- Fuck you, you cocksmokin' asslicking fuck!
Dan
- Truth's a bitch ain't it?!
Frank
- Fucking hurry up and go buy some milk so I can drink my fucking coffee.
Dan
- Ok...ok. Hey can I borrow your tape of Bambi this afternoon?
Frank
- What for?
Dan
- No reason...