Dan at work

Albert
- Dan, I need to see you right away please.
Dan
- Be right there boss!
Albert
- Dan, did you jam the bowl in the men's bathroom?
Dan
- No Albert, why? Did someone drop a huge fucking load?
Albert
- That's part of the problem.
Dan
- What else?
Albert
- That person also thruw his underwear in the bowl for heaven's sake.
Dan
- Fuck, that's fucked up! I swear boss, I don't have anything to do with that. What kind of undies are they?
Albert
- Dan, it's a leopard thong with a huge skidmark on the wrong side and a little label on the side that reads "Dry Clean Only Dan" signed Mom.
Dan
- Fuck! Shit! Bitch! I fucked up boss. I had sex with Julia from the sales department and didn't call her back afterwards. Fuck! I left my underfuckinwear at her place. She's probably trying to get back at me.
Albert
- Good fuck?
Dan
- Not really
Albert
- Ok, Ill take care of the bathroom. You did good, Dan
Dan
- Thanks boss.