lundi 24 novembre 2008

A day in the life of Dan, part 2

Dan
- Hey Anna, how are you doing?
Anna
- Not bad Dan, how 'bout you?
Dan
- Doing just great. Actually doing fucking great, I jusdt bought a car!
Anna
- Alright! What kind? Is is a Corvette? If it is it's gotta be a big one, cuz I've seen you naked before.
Dan
- What the fuck's the matter with you?!
Anna
- Well you know, a Corvette is a car for men who are trying to compensate for other small things, so...well you know you have a small dick!
Dan
- You bitch! You said it was a good size.
Anna
- I lied. So what kinda car?
Dan
- Fuck you
Anna
- No thanks, ever since I left you I now have a policy. The cock has to be a certain size and you ain't fitting in. Sorry.
Dan
- I gotta make some new friends!